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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black person flying an airplane? A pilot, you fucking racist!"

"TIL That Oscar Pistorius once opened a pizza parlor only to have it fail and go bankrupt. The cause? His car was always breaking down, so OP never delivered."

"Spanish joke Guy asks his friend ""Como se escribe nariz en ingles?"" ""No se"""

"Whether you are a pile of rubble or dust in the wind... ...depends on how you were razed."

"I've never gotten along with tall people We just never see eye to eye."

"Did you hear about Dictionary: The Musical? It's a play on words..."

"""Can I pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"" -""A little early isn't it, Woody?"" -""For a beer?"" -""No, for stupid questions."""

"What time does an Asian go to the dentist? Toof Hurty."

"How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese!"

"I'd be far more impressed with He-Man if he went all the way and got his doctorate of the universe."