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Joke of the Day
"What time does an Asian go to the dentist? Toof Hurty."
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"Why are black fathers always missing? Because white cops always shoot them for no reason."
"Me: [Sits down to eat breakfast] Girlfriend: Babe, you forgot the French Toast Me: Oh sorry [raises glass] VIVE LA FRANCE!"
"All I want is for someone to push me up against a wall Lean in And whisper 'I'll do your housework'"
"What is Weird Al Yankovic's favorite pick up line? Hey, so are you familiar with my parodies? Yeah my PAIR O DEEZ NUTS!!!"
"[drunk w/ 2 kittens at a bar] give me another ""haven't u had enough?"" i'll tell u when i've had enough! *bartender hands me another kitten*"
"[Black Humour] What u call a black woman with 7 abortions? Crimefighter"
"Him: I just want a stable relationship. Me: Yeah, horses are cool. Him: ........ Flirting is hard, you guys."
"Went to my uncle's funeral today open bar pretty good food but my uncle was dead 3/5 stars"
"Did you hear about the cat that ate a ball of yarn? She had a litter of mittens."