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Joke of the Day

"Spanish joke Guy asks his friend ""Como se escribe nariz en ingles?"" ""No se"""

"Kanye West hospitalised in Los Angeles. At this difficult time, our thoughts and prayers go out to... ...all the hospital staff."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Drum Roll please! To get to the other side. Thank you ladies and gents for the applause, I'll be here all night."

"My friends made fun of me for buying this flamethrower, but at least I don't have to shovel snow this weekend."

"a disability, a curse word and a radical interpretation of scripture walk into a bar nothing happened welcome to /r/cleanjokes"

"Have you heard about the digging poem? It's quite deep."

"I'd be able to find affordable glasses... In an eye deal world."

"Wanna see a joke? Look at your dick"

"How do you make a dog go meow? Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!"

"Girls wanting giant ass teddy bears, & VS bags, and bouquets of underwear for valentines day. Just give me some pizza & I'll love u forever."