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Joke of the Day

"Spanish joke Guy asks his friend ""Como se escribe nariz en ingles?"" ""No se"""

"You're wrong! I touched second base. I missed third... but I touched second."

"[First day of prison] ""Hey man. Wanna be in our gang?"" Sure, I'll call you. Just give me your cell number *gets stabbed*"

"DOCTOR: Do you have any questions? ""Can I shower with this cast?"" DOCTOR: What do you think, guys? PHOEBE, JOEY, CHANDLER, MONICA: Sure!"

"Why did Angela Merkel ban use of crabgrass lawn treatments? She was told they would stop the ""German nation"""

"Q: Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? A: Because he's married."

"What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country."

"9 out of 10 doctors reccommend for children to drink water instead of soda that 1 doctor lives in flint michigan"

"Subway wasn't the only thing Jared Fogle was eating fresh"

"My loose coins falls on the floor of my bedroom daily, often without my knowing. It just sits there for weeks sometimes until I pick it up. I guess you could say I have a hard time handling change."