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Joke of the Day

"I've never gotten along with tall people We just never see eye to eye."

"Life is like a roller coaster: There are ups & downs, you often feel like vomiting, but in the end there are weird pictures of you for sale."

"What gives wookies cancer? Chewbacco"

"I don't know if my ceiling is the best ceiling, but it's definitely up there."

"Sometimes my eye-rolls are the most exercise I get all day."

"How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd? They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips."

"anyone wanna hear a pizza joke? Nahhh, its too CHEESY."

"A cop stops a prostitute... and asks have you ever been picked up by the fuzz before? ""No, but I've been swung around by my titties."""

"I schedule my appointments for 9:11 so I never forget."

"What do space aliens put on their windows? Venutian blinds."