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Joke of the Day

"Whether you are a pile of rubble or dust in the wind... ...depends on how you were razed."

"Melania Trump and this sub are the same Both like to copy stuff and say them again"

"Did you hear about the robbery at the bakery? The thieves said 'give me all your dough.'"

"I chained up my trophy wife in the basement... She's atrophy wife now."

"Doctor: Sir, I have two bad news for you The first is that you have 48 hours before you die -And the second one? :'( I should have told you yesterday"

"Got a paper cut turning the pages in my self-defense book."

"How do you know your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes keep piling up."

"""It's not you, it's me."" -Twins looking at some family photos"

"FOX new has saved my legs! I got into a terridle car crash and and lost the use of my legs. When I was in the hospital, FOX news came on the TV. I got up to change the channel."

"Mom: Sorry, I won't be able to come in today. My son's got stuck in the washing machine. Boss: Aw okay. Poor thing, how old is he? Mom: 27"