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Joke of the Day

"TIL That Oscar Pistorius once opened a pizza parlor only to have it fail and go bankrupt. The cause? His car was always breaking down, so OP never delivered."

"Why is six afraid of seven? Seven made six confused."

"How do you greet people at a funeral? Mourning, everybody!"

"Avian Oprah outside my bedroom window: ""YOU get a worm! And YOU get a worm!"" They're going nuts out there."

"I heard this girl talking about how much she hates stalkers. I nearly fell out of my tree."

"Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws."

"I've just found a mole on my shoulder. I don't know how he got out of the garden but he's cute."

"Why did the communists trip over? Because they were Russian!"

"What was the Walrus doing in the Tupperware store? Looking for the tight seal"

"Probably the worst Rule ever is Ja."