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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about Dictionary: The Musical? It's a play on words..."
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"as punishment, the townspeople force me to wear a prominent, scarlet letter ""A"", which stands for ""a big piece of shit who loves crime"""
"whats brown and sticky? a stick!"
"Mom told meh to not waist my food She said we were gonna have to 'tighten our belts' around here."
"I love rap. I want to be a rapist when I grow up."
"A joke is like a frog.... when you dissect it dies"
"When the drugs talk to you ... ... you have too many left"
"A Jew with a boner runs into a wall He breaks his nose"
"Why do most Vietnamese people seem like male prostitutes? Because they pay for everything with their Dongs"
"How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves? They Rocked their doors."