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Joke of the Day

"I just saw a list of candidates for the local Juvenile Judge election and I just don't think juveniles should even be able to be judges idk"

"Are you today's date? Cause you're a 10/10. (Friend told me this today)"

"I come from a mixed race family... My father prefers the 100 metres...and my mother is Pakistani."

"How many Avatar characters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. It will change when the fire nation attacks"

"YOU'RE GETTING SNOW! AND YOU'RE GETTING SNOW! AND YOU'RE GETTING SNOW! -Oprah Winfrey. Meteorologist"

"What do you call someone who can't do anything? HR"

"What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band? KGBGs"

"Why don't they have driving classes and sex Ed on the same day in Saudi Arabia? Because the camels can't handle it"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ben Hur! Ben Hur who ? Ben Hur an hour - let me in!"

"When googling Gary Oldman I highly suggest not forgetting the ""R"""