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Joke of the Day

"What does a stegosaurus eat off of? His plates. -Jude; My five-year-old son"

"what is Ceasar's slogan for his advertising company? Ceasar sell ads"

"If you set someone free, love them. Wait I mean, if you love someone for free, set them. That doesn't make sense. Forget it."

"What is a ghost's favorite type of porn? Boo-kakke."

"What do you call a Mexican on a RIDING lawn mower? Promoted"

"Did you hear about the woman who blew all her money on powerball tickets? She made a lotto bad decisions...."

"What's long and hard and screws people? An exam."

"Why didn't the racist eat the middle of his sunny-side up egg? Because he only likes whites."

"If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?"

"Why did the gay guy cross the road? I'll let you know when I get to the other side."