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Joke of the Day

"It's the year 2354, the world is now like that futuristic Bruce Willis movie. No, the other one. No, the other one. No, the other one. No,"

"I hate how you're just born out of nowhere, forced to go to school and get an education so you can get a job. What if I wanted to be a duck."

"I was going to be a baker But I couldn't raise enough dough."

"I was surprised when my psychic friend complimented me on the way I had cooked his steak. ""Well done"" is rare from a medium."

"MIND BENDER: Take your age. Now subtract 3. That's how old you were three years ago."

"Two men walk into a bar... Two men walk into a bar. The first man says ""I'll have H2O"". The second man says "" I'll have H2O too"". The second man dies."

"What do you call a prostitute that is bad at their job? Whorrible."

"""That 'Hanglider' bird is a tough sonofabitch..."" ""... I had to shoot it 5 times before he let the man go"""

"What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? The road."

"When is a door not a door?? When it's ajar."