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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It doesn't matter because they can't change anything."

"Ten Ways To Tell If Your Kitchen Is Haunted: 1.) Flying forks 2.) Pre-fried eggs 3.) Fridge moaning/wailing 4-10.) Ghosts"

"What are pupils at ghost schools called? Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls."

"It's a shame that Samsung cancelled production of the Note 7... but at least they went out with a bang."

"Dogs on a coffee break Dog 1: Heard a great joke... Dog 2: Oh yeah? Dog 1: Knock kn- Dog 2 goes fucking crazy"

"I got fired from my job at the cemetery yesterday... I made a grave mistake."

"Which rapist was a famous mathematician? Bill cos(b)"

"What does the base-jumping gardener say? GERANIUM!"

"We've had the selfie and now the selfie stick. So when will our phones be renamed Selfones."

"We're all big racist time bombs set for ""elderly."""