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Joke of the Day

"There's a TV channel where you can buy all the Pope's speeches It's called ""Papal View""."

"I didn't like the fungi at first, But then it grew on me."

"Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9."

"My girlfriend is reading a book about ""love languages"". Hers is verbal. Mine is oral."

"Then an extremely attractive couple walked in, instantly ruining everyone else's good time."

"And on the 7th day God rested, but the children did not rest. So on Monday God made school and He sent the kids and all the people rejoiced."

"What does a blonde have if her brain is the size of a pea. Encephalitis, and possibly a medical miracle."

"(NSFW) My girlfriend dumped me because I couldn't give her the 12 inches she deserved.. I told that bitch ""I don't cut 2 inches off for anybody!"""

"How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company."

"Did you hear about those two gay cannibals? I hear they're having a ball."