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Joke of the Day

"When I see a woman driving a bus I smile and think about how far we as a society have come in equality. ` And then I wait for the next bus."

"*climbs into windowless van* *puts on ""Free Hugs"" t-shirt* *heads out to make new friends* *fails* *waits for lawyer in windowless room*"

"I saw a gay midget the other day I thought wow that's a little queer"

"Ever hear about that guy who sued the door factory? It was an open and shut case."

"""Remember that man you met for 5 seconds when you were 2 months old? Let me catch you up on his medical history"" -my relatives"

"Just buckled a bottle of Tito's Vodka into the backseat of my car, so I obviously know what it's like to be a mom."

"What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird ? A feather boa !sna"

"Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember"

"Waiter there is a cockroach on my steak ! They don't seem to care what they eat do they sir !"

"What's Snoop Dogg's favorite time of day? Tree O'clock!"