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Joke of the Day
"Just pushed my cat's paperwork off his desk."
Next Joke
"If I'm going to be this awake at 2:30 in the morning, I might as well go guard a factory or something."
"Two strings walk into a bar The first one says, ""I'll have a rum and cokeazx36@#&-334"". The second one says, ""Excuse my friend, he's not null terminated""."
"Baked turkey for 4 and a half days - instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108! #MyProblem"
"MEMO TO GIRLS: It is not cold in here. You are a girl."
"did you hear about the man who cooled to absolute zero? he is OK now."
"What's the difference between hot blooded manslaughter and cold blooded premeditated murder A few degrees."
"West Side Story gave me the wrong impression. No one at this gang fight is a good dancer and I've been shot in the arm."
"A man walks into a bar..... His alcoholism is tearing his family apart."
"How do you use a condom twice? Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it."