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Joke of the Day

"What does a traffic light tells to another traffic light? Dont look at me I'm changing"

"What does this joke's punchline & a 50 foot penis have in common? You can see them coming from miles away."

"If you're black and you know it.... drop that T.V.!"

"My brother just admitted that he broke my favourite lamp, I'm not sure I'll be able look at him in the same light ever again."

"Long, satanic walks on the beach."

"The best part of having a prostitute die on you is the second hour is free!"

"When he died, Beethoven left something on his piano bench It was the same thing he left in his toilet: his last movement"

"Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America? 'Cuz freedom rings, baby!"

"So PSY's song ""Dear American"" includes the lyric ""Kill them all slowly and painfully"" and now I understand what Gangnam Style was all about."

"If women can do anything that men can do, then why haven't they ever suppressed an entire gender before? Its a joke lady's."