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Joke of the Day

"The best part of having a prostitute die on you is the second hour is free!"

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"So you hate Facebook? Thanks for sharing that with me on Facebook."

"What do Apple and The Titanic have in common? They both lost the Jack."

"Non-Racist black joke What do you call four black men in a red sleeping bag? A Kit-Kat."

"Did you hear about the gay magician? He disappeared with a poof."

"Congratulations on having your 2nd kid. But aren't you supposed to learn from your past mistakes?"

"It is so cold outside that I saw a politician with his hands in his own pocket"

"During a prison break, I saw a midget climb the fence of the prison yard. As he jumped down, he sneered at me... I thought to myself, ""well, that was a little con-descending."""

"The doctor said I may have a strained abdominal muscle which is cool because that means I have an abdominal muscle."