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Joke of the Day
"If you're black and you know it.... drop that T.V.!"
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"A Limerick There once was a man from Port Crown Who went to a doctor in town. The doc gave to he A sup-po-si-to-ry. ""I will not take this sitting down!"""
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"Why do Jewish women love to be prostitutes? You got it, you sell it, you still got it."
"Is Santa Clause real? Because the zero's on my bank statement are."
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"Why do lawyers wear neckties? to keep their foreskins from creeping up."
"Kristen gave Sally 3 flowers and 2 stuffed animals. Todd gave Sally 5 flowers and 3 stuffed animals. What does Sally have? Cancer."
"How do you comfort a grammar nazi? ""There, they're, their."""