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Joke of the Day
"What did the bee to the other bee in summer ? Swarm here isn't it !"
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"If you don't know what introspection is... You need to take a long, hard look at yourself Ian Smith"
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"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? to get to the other side."
"What's the best thing a midget can catch? Air."
"Apple have begun making prison guards... Apparently they like to lock up."
"How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb? Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!"
"I had a boner during a funeral. I call it the ""Mourning Wood""."
"What's Beethoven up to these days? Decomposing"
"If an elephant and a rhino have a baby, what do they make? Elephino! (Hell if I know)"