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Joke of the Day

"If women can do anything that men can do, then why haven't they ever suppressed an entire gender before? Its a joke lady's."

"If you set someone free, love them. Wait I mean, if you love someone for free, set them. That doesn't make sense. Forget it."

"Did you hear about the cannibal who came home late for dinner? All he got was a cold shoulder."

"Hey.. What do you call a really good taco? ...Juan-derful"

"I ate a lot. It tasted like cement."

"Eliminate Anime and Islam, and you secure the the existence of western culture for eternity"

"*at adoption center* ""Okay yeah they're all great and all, but which one is the most photogenic for Facebook and stuff like that"""

"How do you find a black person? Guilty."

"Not funny, people. I lost both my parents to a Hot Tub Time Machine."

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche? With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside."