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Joke of the Day

"Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America? 'Cuz freedom rings, baby!"

"What's the difference between Jimmy Savile and a greyhound. The Greyhound waits for the hair to appear first."

"That awkward moment where your baby comes out black, and you don't want to keep it, but you have to because you're black too..."

"Why do men act like idiots? Who says they're acting?"

"[good cop] admit you stole those diamonds [suspect] wait but I peed on them so now they're mine [dog cop] Jim he has a point"

"did you know they are planning a sequel to fifty shades of grey in which both leads are played by men? they are gonna call it fifty shades of gay"

"A Pirate walks into a Bar A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel on his belt buckle. The bartender says ""what's that on your belt buckle?"" Pirate says ""Arrr, it's drivin' me nuts!"""

"President Clinton to maid: Mam can you do something about Hillary's room. She complains that it's the ugliest room in the White House. Maid: Yes Mr. President--I'll remove the mirrors right away."

"The ACLU has informed me that Mother's Day is too inclusive. So Happy Everyone Gay Pride AIDS Awareness Aboriginal Illegitimate Child Day!"

"Cigarettes that help you quit chewing gum."