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Joke of the Day

"What does this joke's punchline & a 50 foot penis have in common? You can see them coming from miles away."

"People are writing condolences on my Grandma's Facebook that sound more like Yelp reviews of her. Great woman, very loving, 5/5 stars"

"Can Walmart be a feeling? I think that's how I feel today."

"Did you hear the one about the man who was run over by a Nissan? He had to pay the altamate price."

"Remember when you used to blow bubbles as a kid? Well, he gets out of jail next month."

"Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? Right Where You Left Him."

"My cat jumped off me unexpectedly, so I get it, Europe. I get it."

"Son asks his father... Son: Dad, how do you feel about abortion? Dad: Ask your brother. Son: But I don't have a brother. Dad: Exactly."

"My boyfriend thinks I'm beautiful Well they do say that love is blind !"

"The generic brand Kool-Aid Man just walks into walls and mutters ""whatever"" and tries to steal your wallet."