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Joke of the Day

"What does this joke's punchline & a 50 foot penis have in common? You can see them coming from miles away."

"Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side in an accident? He'll be all right."

"Juicing changed my life. I went from being overweight, to being overweight and owning a juicer."

"I'm emotionally unavailable but I make up for it by being completely unattractive."

"[On date] Her - ""so your profile said you like classical music? I love Mozart & Bach, how about you?"" Me - ""Jurassic Park theme"""

"Nothing beats a girl with a beautiful singing voice... Except Chris Brown."

"Doctor Doctor...people keep ignoring me.. Next pls... im here all wk."

"How do you know a moth is gay? Its balls are deep in the closet."

"finds it funny when people who aren't friends in real life are friends on Facebook"

"What goes clip-clop clip-clop bang!? An Amish drive-by shooting."