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Joke of the Day

"Someone just asked my son what other type of fish do you like then? He replied....chicken. Thank god he is good looking."

"I dissected a cow's eye in grade school. It was an eye-opening experience."

"Why aren't ants going to church? Because they are in sects."

"What's the worst thing you can hear after giving Willie Nelson a bj? I'm not Willie Nelson."

"People are lot less judgy when you say you ate an 'avocado salad' instead of a bowl of guacamole."

"Apparently ""You probably don't hear this a lot, but I think you're quite attractive"" isn't a very good pickup line."

"Hey guys, have you heard about the new corduroy pillow? It's making head lines!"

"Today I learned the Nazis were instrumental in the creation of Tang and other powdered fruit drinks But it didn't get far since Hitler hated the juice."

"A Dyslexic man walks into a bra"

"The FBI's security gets penetrated so often that we should make it an honorary Kardashian."