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Joke of the Day
"Why aren't ants going to church? Because they are in sects."
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"How many students does it take to change a light bulb? None. Light bulb changing isn't in the course notes."
"Today in band we played a japenese piece... I bombed it."
"My hand is stuck in a jar of salsa right now. I'm just gonna leave it in there. This is who I am now. I'm tired of fighting."
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"There once was a man from Nantucket... ...who started a poem then said ""fuck it."""
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