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Joke of the Day
"A Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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"Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan? Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on??"
"political joke Republicans are Red Democrats are Blue and neither one gives a fuck about you"
"E....I...O...U...Y....A ugh, vowel movement. Sorry"
"If only 10 people were to stay alive in this world. what number of healthy males do you think is a good number? And how many females?"
"Why did god invent whiskey? (x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world"
"Trump isn't wrong when he uses ""alternative facts""... He's just alt-right."
"Soft on Wall Street. Hard on Sesame Street. Romney 2012."
"I hate when weather reporters talk shit on snow...Like why are u even in the weather biz if ur not down w/ snow"
"*baby takes first step* wow took you long enough"