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Joke of the Day
"A Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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"There is simply no need to add ""NSFW"" in your bio. This is twitter. None of us have jobs."
"Did you guys hear about the homeopath who forgot to take his meds? He died of an overdose."
"when i was born i was no bigger than a hotdog, and no better. now i am the size of many hotdogs, and just as good"
"Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore? Because she's taken enough hits."
"""I'm so glad that pasting that text included the format of the original document!"" -- No one. Ever."
"What's the biggest sign she's just not into you? a restraining order."
"It takes patience to listen.. it takes skill to pretend you're listening."
"What's the difference between Jesus and picture of Jesus ? It takes only one nail to hold the picture up"
"Why didn't they just call the Selfie Stick a NarcissiStick?"