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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst thing you can hear after giving Willie Nelson a bj? I'm not Willie Nelson."
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"Why was the Nun admitted to rehab.... Because she had a habit! I'll just show myself out"
"Do you know why divorce is so expensive? Because its worth it!"
"""It's always Russia somewhere"" I whisper to my 4th shot of morning vodka."
"If insanity is doing the same thing over & over and expecting different results, I must be sane cause I don't even like doing things once."
"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up behind it"
"You can fit fifty Mexicans in a van But I can fit six million Jews in my ashtray."
"The Wolf of Wall Street broke the record for saying the f-word 506 times The previous record was held by my dad putting together a table from IKEA."
"What do you call a German Pregnancy? A kinder surprise"
"How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with? Me: *names two of them*"