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Joke of the Day
"People are lot less judgy when you say you ate an 'avocado salad' instead of a bowl of guacamole."
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"""How much are these glasses?"" ""$150 sir"" ""I guess you could say"" *puts on sunglasses* *runs out without another word*"
"Whenever I'm about to get in a bar fight, I give a karate bow to my opponent in hopes he gets scared and backs out before I piss myself."
"How often does jet fuel melt steel beams? 9/11"
"Losing an Electric Drill by Andy Gadget"
"What can you say about lots of protected sex? It is a common misconception"
"Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? Thousands of souls were lost"
"Detective: Where were you on the night- Me: Twitter Detective: Between the hour- Me: Twitter Detective: I wasn't fini- Me: Twitter"
"What's left when a jew takes a shower? Their shackle"
"Who is the communist leader of r/Jokes ? Chairman Lmao"