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Joke of the Day

"I dissected a cow's eye in grade school. It was an eye-opening experience."

"My friend said he was worried he had HIV. I said think about the positives."

"I was telling a joke to my friend with dwarfism I became pretty awkward because it went right over his head."

"What do you call a little Mexican? A paragraph. Because he's not quite an essay."

"What do people with huge penises eat for breakfast? Well, I had toast. EDIT: me and /u/Nekovivie weren't expecting you to know. cuz^you^have^a^small^dick"

"Two Italians are arguing They just keep saying ""You wanna pizza me?!"""

"Just overheard a young boy tell his friend this joke What do you call a corn dog with no legs? A *corn dog*, stupid! Corn dogs don't have legs!"

"If you're trying to woo me without food... let me stop you right there."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the P is silent!"

"Don't forget to use social media to say Happy Fathers Day to your father who doesn't use social media and won't see it"