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Joke of the Day
"Where did Hitler put all the Jewish cats? Meowschwitz"
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"A book fell on my head... I only have my shelf to blame."
"[at SunMaid farms with a guy] Guy: so is this a date? Girl:... No? These are raisins"
"Why is Canada the part of the Illuminati? Because they have 3 ehs in the name. C-eh-N-eh-D-eh"
"If you read the instructions carefully, the first step to making any microwavable lunch is to throw away the box and dig it out of the trash"
"Whats the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? You can't hear an enzyme"
"My favorite joke: What do hillbillies do for Halloween? Pump kin."
"Uhm, excuse me waiter... I'd like to return my food. It only received 5 likes on Instagram."
"Hubs: Kids are still asleep! Know what that means? Me: We have to be quick! *Runs to the hidden box of Cocoa Puffs and pours 2 big bowls*"
"What kind of trails does a crazy person travel? Psychopaths. (I hate myself)"