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Joke of the Day

"If you read the instructions carefully, the first step to making any microwavable lunch is to throw away the box and dig it out of the trash"

"Why don't skeletons play music in church? Because they got no organs."

"Finally threw out some old bananas because once they go black you never go back."

"What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A wooly jumper!"

"I know five people who are clinically insane... I'm two of them."

"Which dog looks like a cat? A police dog in disguise."

"I love the way earth rotates.... ..it really makes my day"

"Did you hear about the guy who illegally downloaded Free Fallin' and Refugee? He was charged with Petty theft."

"Black walks into a bar A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks ""where'd you get that?"" Parrot says ""Africa, there's millions of them""."

"I only date black girls... Because I hate meeting fathers."