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Joke of the Day
"My favorite joke: What do hillbillies do for Halloween? Pump kin."
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"Wife: Well, they say a mirror adds ten pounds. Me: That's a cam- Wife: ... Me: Yes. Yes they do."
"""See? I'm not nothing,"" I thought... ...as the sliding glass doors opened for me :("
"What is green and glides down a mountain? A skiwi"
"What is wrong with the number 6.9? There is a period in the middle."
"What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color? Reptile - disfunction"
"Ever been to a bulimic's birthday party? (fixed) The cake jumps out of the girl."
"Netflix and chill is cool... But let's be honest guys, we know for most of you it's Netflix and Jill Edit: if you don't know who Jill is, take a look at your hand."
"My girlfriend is a porn star. She'll be mad when she finds out."
"The shape... Did you know? The shape of your mouth as you say the word ""poop"" is the same that your butthole makes when you poop! Same goes for diarrhea."