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Joke of the Day
"Uhm, excuse me waiter... I'd like to return my food. It only received 5 likes on Instagram."
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"[talking to zoo attendant as I slowly take out a $50 bill] ""No"" What? ""You can't sit in the Kangaroos pouch"" *places $50 back in my pocket*"
"I was surprised that Lil Jon endorsed a presidential candidate... BERN DOWN FOR WHAT?!?"
"My house is really small until I can't find my phone."
"The cemetery down the street seems like it's a pretty exclusive club People are dying to get in"
"In Britain, Brexit means Brexit... and Trump means fart."
"When you go in the other room I ask your dog what you look like naked."
"If you Google ""lost mediaeval servant boy"" You get ""This page cannot be found""."
"What's 7-1? A national disappointment."
"Al Gore should start a band and call it Algoreithms."