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Joke of the Day
"What kind of trails does a crazy person travel? Psychopaths. (I hate myself)"
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"So I've always wanted to try the homosexual thing... ... but I get claustrophobic in tight spaces."
"What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts? I don't even wanna talk to the living."
"Oh com'on Kim Jong everyone has a ""funny uncle"" in the family....don't you think the firing squad was a little harsh???"
"A chicken and an egg are lying in bed The chicken, smoking a cigarette, turns to the egg and says, ""Well, I guess we answered that question."""