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Joke of the Day
"What kind of trails does a crazy person travel? Psychopaths. (I hate myself)"
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"How do you top a car? You tep on the brake, tupid!"
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"What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two? Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!"