153238
Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? You can't hear an enzyme"
Next Joke
"Got banned from bookstore AGAIN this weekend for moving ""CAUTION: WET FLOOR"" sign to the erotic aisle."
"If I'm a baker, you're the dough.. I knead you."
"What does D.N.A. stand for? National Dyslexic Association."
"What is the difference between Jedward and a vacuum cleaner? A vacuum cleaner only sucks when you turn it on."
"How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest? You tell him... ""that's definitely a win sir"". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/"
"How come Jesus didnt play hockey? He kept getting nailed to the boards!"
"If the camera adds ten pounds.. Do African kids even exist?"
"A stock market crash is worse than a divorce. You lose half your money and your wife is still around."
"Finding old food in your teeth is preferable to finding a pen in your fat rolls that's been there since you did a crossword three weeks ago."