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Joke of the Day
"A transgender person has a child Now he's transparent."
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"*drops mic* *drops mic* *drops mic* *drops mic* *drops mic* *drops mic* *drops mic* *drops mic* Octopus after owning some1 in a rap battle"
"""Life Lesson: Never under any circumstance should you compliment a woman on her mustache, no matter how impressive it may be."""
"I don't need a girlfriend, I can just play Pokemon Go The servers go down on me every day"
"I don't work here. I'm a consultant."
"what do you call a girl in Georgia that can outrun her brothers? A Virgin."
"Watching CNN for news is like watching ""Patch Adams"" for medical advice."
"How do you know when someone is gluten free? Don't worry, they'll tell you. ""Exit stage right...."""
"I really need to watch my language... You know what they say, swearing is the grammatical crutch of inarticulate motherfuckers."
"All those political ads are very convincing. They convinced me to stop watching television."