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Joke of the Day
"I don't work here. I'm a consultant."
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"Why did the cat go to the doctors? Because it wasn't feline well"
"Choose a job you love and you will never work a day in your life because that field isn't hiring."
"You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home."
"[Ancient Egypt job centre] - Name? ""Ankhesenamun"" - How do you spell that? ""Reed comb water Ankh, bendy straw water shitting priest"""
"How do we know Snow White was a hipster? She could never say no to apple."
"My grandfather was a fantastic fisherman... they used to call him the ""Master-Baiter""."
"The urgent care center in town was torn down... ...it was clinically depressed"
"What do you call a hooker fart? A prostitoooooot"
"Yo mama so ugly She got fired from a blowjob"