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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit? Durian durian! im sorry"

"If lovin' you is ROM... ...I don't wanna' read-write."

"What did they call Fireman Sam after he retired? ""That fat, selfish faggot that chose the pension over saving our lives."""

"If a stork makes white babies, and a crow makes black babies, what makes no babies? A Swallow"

"I've been staring at this bench press for 3 days now and I feel exactly the same. This ""Weight Watchers"" shit is a hoax."

"Did you see the article about Apple buying large, popular websites? Yeah, iReddit."

"[OC] How does Gandhi measure passive resistance? In oooooohms."

"Son, we don't play Hungry Hungry Hippos for ""fun."" We play it to learn how friends turn on each other in moments of desperation and scarcity"

"How did the Newfie get his wife pregnant? ...and you call us stupid."

"Maggie Thatcher is due to be buried in a man made lake. Well, it will be once everyone finishes pissing on her grave."