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Joke of the Day

"""Life Lesson: Never under any circumstance should you compliment a woman on her mustache, no matter how impressive it may be."""

"TIFU by downloading different captions Whoops, wrong sub."

"The first thing I always do when a cop pulls me over is remind him he can't arrest me without a warrant so he knows he's dealing with a pro."

"So I went to an abstinence conference the other day... All we did was wait"

"Whats black and eats pussy? Cervical cancer."

"I like my Women how I like my Coffee. Ground up and in a bag :^)"

"What's the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss? They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under."

"Farmer What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor"

"I never considered typos to be that big of a deal until the day I dialed 921."

"What did one lesbian pirate say to the other? Scissor me timbers!"