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Joke of the Day
"Watching CNN for news is like watching ""Patch Adams"" for medical advice."
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"Dolls have given us an unrealistic image of women. For example, Russian women do not contain smaller Russian women inside them."
"What does a redneck and yeast have in common? They are both ""in-bread"" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke."
"The England team won't be voting in the referendum They can never find the box let alone put a cross in it."
"The old ones are the best ones... ...unless we're talking about pornstars of course."
"What do you call a female chicken that goes ""cock-a-doodle-doo""? A lesbi-hen"
"My friend was getting an HIV test and he was worried, so I just gave him some advice. Stay Positive."
"Do you want some help using the Internet son? No thanks Dad I can muck it up all by myself."
"My neighbor introduced his wife to me as his better half. I returned the courtesy by introducing my wife to him as the lesser of two evils."
"What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.? A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!"