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Joke of the Day

"What comes first? The Chicken or the Cart!"

"SOW: Would you like a nice cake with three candles for your party? PIGLET: I'd rather have three cakes and one candle."

"www.reddit.com See Above."

"England at the 2014 World Cup"

"I lost two things today: My virginity and my job as a morgue assistant."

"My waterslide technique has been described as 'oafish', 'dangerous' and 'how did you get into the penguin enclosure'."

"Your car took up two spaces, I tried to move it over with my key."

"""I'm not here to make 'Friends'!"" --Matthew Perry on some reality show in 2016 so get ready to laugh!"

"When is a tree it's loudest? When it begins to bark."

"How do we know Andy Taylor never had grandchildren? Because Opie is faggot"