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Joke of the Day
"What comes first? The Chicken or the Cart!"
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"Who has the best male employees? The porn industry, because they're always hard at work. I'll escort myself out.."
"Did you hear about the porno at the campground? It was fucking in tents."
"$10 says some idiot is gonna hear the word Ebola and think ""that'd be a great name for my new baby!"""
"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not gonna come anyway"
"Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge. "
"that coat doesn't break wind... if it doesn't fart it's not a coat."
"What do yo call a Mexican Titanic? Sink-o De Mayo haah"
"3 rings of marriage 1) Engagement Ring 2) Wedding Ring 3) SuffeRing"
"How do you blind a Chinese man? lay floss over their eyes"