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Joke of the Day
"I lost two things today: My virginity and my job as a morgue assistant."
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"A lady told me that Autism is punishment for the sins of the parent. That is the story of me punching a lady in a church parking lot."
"[one month later] Sorry, just got your text. Do you still want to break up?"
"That will be $6.34, and would you like to donate a dollar to the children's hospital or do you prefer being judged by a Taco Bell employee?"
"I listen to trump rallies before I go to bed They're all white noise."
"My uncle went to Ireland on holidays but didn't have time to go to Clare. He really wanted to see Moher"
"I pull more tail.. ..than a slow kid at a petting zoo."
"A midget walks into a bar.. he`s wearing a T-shirt that reads ""I hate all Paki`s"" I thought to myself....""that`s a little racist"""
"I renamed my iPod Titantic It's syncing much better now."
"Internet Explorer says I must have cookies turned on. I've licked them seductively what more can I do?"