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Joke of the Day

"""I'm not here to make 'Friends'!"" --Matthew Perry on some reality show in 2016 so get ready to laugh!"

"One of my friends went up to my Portuguese dad.... and asked ""You're Portuguese, right?"" He said ""No, I'm Portugoose. There's is only one of me"""

"I got uninvited from a friend's wedding Perhaps RSVPing ""Maybe Next Time"" wasn't the appropriate response."

"What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador!"

"How many nazi's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?? Nein"

"These days its all about finding the woman you want to divorce after your kids go to college."

"What would you call the Flintstones if they were black in 2015? The Flintstones."

"Moby jumped over a mountain.... of air. . . . . . . What did you expect?"

"Remains to be seen... ...if glass coffins become popular."

"That moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, hit a lamp, and kill your dog."