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Joke of the Day

"SOW: Would you like a nice cake with three candles for your party? PIGLET: I'd rather have three cakes and one candle."

"Frieza may be cool... But his brother is Cooler!"

"A priest, a rabbi, and the Holy Prophet Muhammad walk into a bar. The Prophet Muhammad beheads the priest and the rabbi, and burns down the bar."

"A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says ""We don't sever your kind"". The mushroom says ""Why not, I'm a fun guy""."

"Why was the chef mad? He had all the money in the world, but no thyme."

"People who say ""you can run but you can't hide"" have never played hide & seek with me.. or seen me run."

"(NSFW) Whats cute, red, bubbly, and likes to scratch at windows. a baby in a microwave"

"1. Bang knee on table - curse life. 2. Check credit card balance. 3. Think back to sweet moment when you banged knee on table."

"Why are E.T.'s eyes so big? He saw the phone bill."

"Why was Noah the best businessman? He floated his stock while the rest of the world was in liquidation. The greatest journalist? Samson. He took two columns and made an impression on everyone."