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Joke of the Day
"How do we know Andy Taylor never had grandchildren? Because Opie is faggot"
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"Ever hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither did he."
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"So, funny story. That Thundercat I shot on my front porch was some dumbass kid in a costume. Regardless, he's going up on the wall."
"It's politically incorrect to say 'black paint' these days... You must say, ""Jamal, would you mind painting the fence please?"""
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints."
"Why did the console peasant cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side"