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Joke of the Day

"England at the 2014 World Cup"

"Why don't they teach Driver's Ed and sex education on the same day in the Middle East? They don't want to wear out the camel."

"CARTOON VILLAIN: how did you know it was me who robbed the bank COP: you were literally carrying around giant bags with dollar signs on them"

"Knock knock. ""Who's there?"" ""9/11."" ""9/11 who?"" ""...*you said you'd never forget*"""

"""A car I've never seen before just parked outside. We're gonna die CAN YOU HEAR ME Jesus Christ you're not listening to me I said..."" - Dogs"

"What's Hitler's favorite part of a golf course? The bunker"

"Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good? because he is a Norsissist."

"Yo mama joke(FNAF2) Yo mama is so ugly that even the puppet master was scared of her!"

"Why do hamburgers and hot dogs fuck their cousins? Because they're inbred!"

"Women- God's version of a Rubik's cube."