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Joke of the Day
"When is a tree it's loudest? When it begins to bark."
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"Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of its bark."
"What is the smallest mall? sMall !"
"its shanksgiving, be thankful i havent stabbed u yet."
"Would you like to hear a Helen Keller joke? I'm sure she would, too."
"Why are camels known as the ships of the desert? Because they're filled with Arab semen."
"My right eye wouldn't stop weeping all day until I said BE A MAN YOU FREAK and now it's just drinking beer to hide it's feelings"
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change."
"What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You meet new people every day."
"A skinny guy with a 6-pack is like a fat chick with t*ts. It doesn't count"