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Joke of the Day
"Your car took up two spaces, I tried to move it over with my key."
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"Why is it so hard to forgive hitler? Because he did nothing wrong"
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"What's a man's definition of safe sex? A: When his wife's out of town."
"Hi, you've reached my voicemail. Send me a text like a normal person."
"The truth is out there; it just hasn't been indexed well."
"How do you kill a one-legged fox? Make him run across Canada."
"Dog ate raw chicken so I called the vet to see what I could do He asked what I think they eat in the wild. Basically, he called me an idiot"
"What goes up and never comes down? Your age!"