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Joke of the Day
"Why were there balloons in the bathroom? There was a birthday potty."
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"Dictinry for sell. Never use."
"How many push-ups is too many when meeting your girlfriend's dad for the first time?"
"I wanted to get a tan... So I bought a calculator."
"A Buddhist goes to the hot dog vendor... And says, ""Make me one with everything."" Giving him a fifty, the Buddhist asks for the change and the vendor replies, ""Change comes from within."""
"So the presidential debate is tonight. Even vegans can't stay away from this pig roast."
"Why was the nose running? Cuz it's a running nose"
"That awkward moment when your date says she has a hair piece but later you find out she was saying herpes."
"Those people who try to tear you down are just pissed that they can't reach you where you are standing."
"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Because you saw me eating that cupcake with no hands and you want my autograph?"