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Joke of the Day
"Why were there balloons in the bathroom? There was a birthday potty."
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"Sex is like math Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray you don't multiply!"
"You say tomato. I say tomato. Our eyes meet. We've decided on the perfect name for our baby"
"A nail walks into a bar And gets hammered."
"They're really just ""Grammer Nazis"" But the media keeps calling them ""Alt-Write"""
"If two KKK members get in a fight... And someone else nearby gets hit, do they get caught in the cross fire?"
"When I was going into surgery my dad said ""Good luck w/ your surgery"" and I said ""you too"" so now my dad has to get surgery too, he's pissed"
"[boxing match] ANNOUNCER: ...and the challenger weighing 8lbs 7oz, Billy ""The Baby"" Sanchez CHAMP: That's a real baby TRAINER: You got this"
"What is the main difference between real numbers and women? Real numbers having period are rational."
"I like my slaves like I like my coffee Free."