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Joke of the Day
"How do most women like their eggs? Ovarie-z"
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"There's only one thing I love more than bacon ...and I can't put pussy in my mashed potatoes."
"If you've never had a 4 hour conversation about which cartoon character gives the best blowjobs, then I question your commitment to tequila."
"I wish cops cared about me wearing a condom as much as they care about me wearing a seat belt."
"Can a ninja throw a star? Shuriken"
"What if aliens are responsible for global warming? And this is just their way of breaking the ice."
"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer in World War 2? A: Ash"
"I don't know what all this fuss is about Same Sex Marriage! Me and my wife have been having the same sex for 21yrs! It's boring but it isn't worth getting all upset over!!!"
"What kind of cancer always stands by the government? Pro-state cancer."
"Too many people complain about their looks, but not nearly enough complain about their brains."