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Joke of the Day

"If you've never had a 4 hour conversation about which cartoon character gives the best blowjobs, then I question your commitment to tequila."

"Just heard this on a PBS kids show... What did one wolf say to the other wolf? Howls it going?"

"How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? GO FUCK YOURSELF!"

"Who will pay ? If two gays are on a Date for the dinner,Who will pay the bill ?"

"When I was at the beach there was a guy in the ocean yelling, ""Shark! Help!"" And I just laughed. I knew that shark wasn't going to help him."

"Accidentally used the elephant emoji so thanks, Apple, for the next five hours of fighting"

"Why did the John leave the Brothel? He was sick of the hormones! (whore-moans)"

"Now if they could just make PokemonStop.. I could sit and actually enjoy this game! In playin pokemon Yellow right now ; p"

"How many rioters does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be stupid, rioters can't change anything."

"Injections are just like your wedding night A little prick and then it's all over"