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Joke of the Day
"I wish cops cared about me wearing a condom as much as they care about me wearing a seat belt."
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"The Middle East Where you have to chose between a genocidal dictator or an extremist mob. (Well, except Turkey; they got it mostly together)"
"I lost the 120 lbs that were weighing me down really fast with one simple trick Divorce."
"What do you call an innovation in scissors? Cutting-edge technology"
"What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today? Clawing at the lid of her coffin."
"Dear Neighbours, ""She's coming"" isn't a great warning to give when I walk by and you stop talking."
"How many Unidans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Six: one to screw it in and five to cheer him on loudly while standing in front of other people's bulbs so no one can see them."
"I have a very nice joke about unemployment.. but it never works."
"Why did the hen win a Wild West duel between it and a Peacock? Hen shot first."
"What do you call it when you spill meth into your cake mix? Baking Bad"